oh the irony SCORE 28
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system SCORE 18
he drove himself, too SCORE 30
he’s six…teen SCORE 21
duck disguise shirt SCORE 26
cool ranch beanie SCORE 21
villain with a phd SCORE 42
the best email signature SCORE 27
bears playing human SCORE 23
the dream life SCORE 33
what powers do you think he got? SCORE 22
new motto SCORE 19
don’t parent with fear SCORE 39
everyday this bird wakes up and chooses violence SCORE 23
floofy bootie SCORE 31
i’ve missed you old friend SCORE 30
important enrichment time SCORE 11
nice shirt, kid SCORE 24
i am the problem SCORE 19
what fatherhood really proves SCORE 17
well this is awkward SCORE 20
safe word cannot match a previously used safe word, either SCORE 26
directed by peter jackson SCORE 23
i’ll laugh if i want to SCORE 11
goomba on the roomba SCORE 26
reverse mission trip SCORE 24
ottoman empire SCORE 31
he was trying his best SCORE 25
studio ghibli inspired SCORE 34
okay but how did this happen??? SCORE 10
you never write in the perfect notebook SCORE 34
a terrible mistake was made SCORE 31