Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Words. SCORE 9
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
*have SCORE 17
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Do the blink! SCORE 24
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
hello little friend SCORE 20
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
