you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
memorable first customer SCORE 17
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
is this satire? SCORE 14
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
i like bananas SCORE 9
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
every segment on the news SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
cats find a way SCORE 23
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
slap them SCORE 12
did i stutter? SCORE 12
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
