I GUESS SCORE 45
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 118
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Are you even real? SCORE 113
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The life of a book. SCORE 74
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Mama no. SCORE 52
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
