Sports! SCORE 42
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Proceed SCORE 30
Fatality SCORE 40
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
80 hours these days SCORE -19
What murder? SCORE 45
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
And cheese SCORE 26
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
