Choose your words carefully. SCORE 166
Washing spoons SCORE 139
This needs to go viral. SCORE 225
Just relax man SCORE 158
Get lost. SCORE 140
Awesome. SCORE 14
Poker face. SCORE 134
Babies are the worst roommates SCORE 146
An October sky SCORE 16
Wait Here, a comic about the horrors of time spent waiting SCORE 3
"I’m sick of sports commentators…" SCORE 198
Breaking all the rules. SCORE 200
Crimes and Jetpacks SCORE 0
Michael Strahan reads a tweet about himself SCORE 157
When you can’t sleep at night and you’re just lying there thinking. SCORE 184
Why did the poor student get bad grades? SCORE -4
THIS is a proper white girl trap. SCORE 14
How you can tell it’s almost Halloween. SCORE 8
Nothing to see here, just a pink sweater SCORE 8
I can take the ouch away! SCORE 22
The fattest squirrel SCORE 114
The case for multiple souls. SCORE 166
I’m scared SCORE -5
When Bill Hader met Andy Samberg SCORE 297
Thor McDonald. SCORE 15
Trollolololol. SCORE 13
For those of you who are interested, here’s your horoscope for the week SCORE 148
My friend just took the cake for best costume SCORE 129
Trickle down economics. SCORE 190
Emma Watson on feminism. SCORE 280
You are my best friend! SCORE 13
House Rules SCORE 137