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Excuse+me%2C+your+trash+cans+are+empty.
Bless+his+whittle+fingies.
Bless his whittle fingies. SCORE 42
the+woke+gran+we+needed.
the woke gran we needed. SCORE 36
And+maybe+a+therapist%2C+too.
And maybe a therapist, too. SCORE 31
Apple+Headquarters%2C+circa+1985
Apple Headquarters, circa 1985 SCORE 18
Outside+the+box
Outside the box SCORE 19
One+in+every+class%26%238230%3B
One in every class… SCORE 24
Unsolicited+Dik-Dik+pic
Unsolicited Dik-Dik pic SCORE 30
Preach+the+good+sermon%2C+Meg.
Preach the good sermon, Meg. SCORE 31
Deadass%26%238230%3B
Deadass… SCORE 21
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 22
very+nice%2C+Bart.
very nice, Bart. SCORE 34
Vintage+birth+control+was+highly+effective.
Vintage birth control was highly effective. SCORE 24
Wakey+wakey+eggs+and+bacon.
Wakey wakey eggs and bacon. SCORE 21
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+phallacy%26%238230%3B
That’s not a phallacy… SCORE 25
No+take+backs.
No take backs. SCORE 22
The+canning+has+ceased+to+can.
The canning has ceased to can. SCORE 20
I+would+subscribe+to+this+magazine.
I would subscribe to this magazine. SCORE 31
The+eggs+are+saved%26%238230%3B
The eggs are saved… SCORE 17
I+could+ride+this+moose+in+to+battle.
I could ride this moose in to battle. SCORE 29
Alexa+knows+best%26%238230%3B
Alexa knows best… SCORE 39
It+do+be+like+that.
It do be like that. SCORE 23
Doge+magic.
Doge magic. SCORE 23
Is+she+wrong%2C+though%3F
Is she wrong, though? SCORE 30
%26%238216%3BTis+a+blessing.
‘Tis a blessing. SCORE 16
The+thing+about+knaps%26%238230%3B
The thing about knaps… SCORE 21
The+longest%2C+completely+traversable+road+in+the+world.
The longest, completely traversable road in the world. SCORE 25
A+dad+built+a+bionic+arm+for+his+young+child.
A dad built a bionic arm for his young child. SCORE 29
Watch+me+have+a+personality+independent+of+politicians%26%238230%3B
Watch me have a personality independent of politicians… SCORE 34
d-d-d-d-rop+the+basssss
d-d-d-d-rop the basssss SCORE 12
Got+dammit%2C+Bobby.
Got dammit, Bobby. SCORE 28
Aerial+image+of+a+tea+plantation+in+Munnar%2C+India.
Aerial image of a tea plantation in Munnar, India. SCORE 23
FYI
FYI SCORE 22
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%2Asignificant+doubt%2A
*significant doubt* SCORE 26
Give+Mother+the+gift+of+horror
Give Mother the gift of horror SCORE 19
Dreaming+about+being+a+cosmokitty.
Dreaming about being a cosmokitty. SCORE 38
Hey+at+least+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+slaughter+children%26%238230%3B
Hey at least I didn’t slaughter children… SCORE 22
The+Greeks+panicked+with+art.
The Greeks panicked with art. SCORE 35
guys%26%238230%3B%3F
guys…? SCORE 23
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