Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Like a… SCORE 601
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Do it. SCORE 961
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
New sitcom. SCORE 911
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Working beard door. SCORE 411
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
Cats vs. Dogs. SCORE 891
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Space. SCORE 286
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Drink up. SCORE 461
