NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
Fishing for dough nuts. SCORE 18
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
The more you know. SCORE 36
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Cats can teleport. SCORE 28
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
We can do it! SCORE 30
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
