A Daddy’s letter to his ‘Little One’ and her future husband. SCORE 62
Meow… SCORE 9
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 185
I named my dog “5 miles” SCORE 121
Owls are weird. SCORE 267
Police Troll ;) SCORE 25
If you had to choose… SCORE 11
When you are sad. SCORE 277
Put this in every textbook. SCORE 295
Well Played Taylor, Well Played SCORE 22
Resisting a rest! SCORE 202
Licky Clam SCORE 5
Every ceiling fan ever. SCORE 313
The more you know. SCORE 338
Baby pandas. SCORE 154
How dinosaurs are made. SCORE 208
Words. SCORE 4
Probably. SCORE 182
You already know too much. SCORE 218
Slenderman shuffle SCORE 5
DOUBLE DREAM FEET! SCORE 1
Late Night Breakfast SCORE 1
Camas Prairie, Idaho at sunset. SCORE 242
Game of thrones. SCORE 138
Snakes can fly?! SCORE 159
America lately. SCORE 209
The Oxford Comma SCORE 7
Even dogs have standards. SCORE 214
That’s enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 259
How I feel on the days of summer… SCORE 308
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE -48
Thanks, smoke alarm. SCORE 238
