he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
too late SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
there were no survivors SCORE 37
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
bad ass SCORE 38
teens with attitude SCORE 27
pebble and roll SCORE 65
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
5 days a week SCORE 45
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i am this dog SCORE 20
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
he made his choice SCORE 42
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
important psa SCORE 44
