Things you never hear SCORE 213
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 177
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 199
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Game over. SCORE 16
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Pun! SCORE 140
Seriously. SCORE 214
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 17
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
totally! SCORE 211
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
It has begun… SCORE 95
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 245
Pun! SCORE 199
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
I’m over here like SCORE 7
We All Wear Masks SCORE 13
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 9
Squid Hat SCORE -16
Blankets. SCORE 153
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
