Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
It’s time SCORE 97
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Under Water SCORE 98
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Totally SCORE 87
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Weird SCORE 46
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
