Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Dear God. SCORE 119
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Words. SCORE 200
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Super Mario Bros. in real life SCORE 19
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Buddies. SCORE 18
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213