Do the blink! SCORE 23
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
*have SCORE 16
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
sent via FAX SCORE 15
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30