While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
What year is ist? SCORE 35
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
My dream day SCORE 24
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
request denied SCORE 30
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Flying first class SCORE 24
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Problem solved SCORE 42
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
My resume lied SCORE 30
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35