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I+kept+my+hotel+key+cards+from+my+first+year+working+for+the+airlines
dungeons+%26%23038%3B+dreamin%26%238217%3B
dungeons & dreamin’ SCORE 29
oh+lord+he+comin%26%238217%3B
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
memory+log+found
memory log found SCORE 14
never+say+these+words+without+immediately+following+them+up
never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb+dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
boasting+brains
boasting brains SCORE 13
time+managerment
time managerment SCORE 10
%26%238220%3BFeels+a+bit+Chapter+5%26%238221%3B
“Feels a bit Chapter 5” SCORE 10
overboard+overloading
overboard overloading SCORE 18
crust+or+bust
crust or bust SCORE 20
that+explains+Tolkien%26%238217%3Bs+dwarves%26%238230%3B
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
poppin%26%238217%3B+Poppins
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
console+culture
console culture SCORE 14
stay+fresh%2C+cheese+bags
stay fresh, cheese bags SCORE 16
one+of+these+is+not+like+the+others
one of these is not like the others SCORE 16
baby+food
baby food SCORE 14
%26%238220%3Bsee+this+thing+here%3F+This.+This+is+the+wrong+with+me.%26%238221%3B
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
parent+%28Con%29trap%28tion%29
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 37
the+queen%26%238217%3Bs+gambit
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
feeling+knobghty
feeling knobghty SCORE 15
a+shell+of+a+point
a shell of a point SCORE 33
computer+muter
computer muter SCORE 20
but+do+the+boots+have+fur%3F
but do the boots have fur? SCORE 4
watchdog
watchdog SCORE 19
hot+commockety
hot commockety SCORE 18
%26%238220%3Bvodka+meowtini%2C+shaken%2C+not+purred%26%238221%3B
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
taking+cover
taking cover SCORE 12
streaming+meaning
streaming meaning SCORE 21
honk-y+tonk
honk-y tonk SCORE 12
%26%238220%3Bsuck+on+these+for+more+flavor%21%26%238221%3B
“suck on these for more flavor!” SCORE 5
10+copy%2Acats%2A+were+sitting+in+a+car.+One+came+out.+How+many+are+left%3F
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
hee+hee
hee hee SCORE 11
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That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
Just+Doctor+Phil+things%26%238230%3B
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
Tale+as+old+as+time.
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
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