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Waitress+complimented+my+shirt
Names+and+dates+please.
Names and dates please. SCORE 9
Why+would+it+lose+value+under+a+mattress%3F
Why would it lose value under a mattress? SCORE 26
Hello%2C+old+friend.
Hello, old friend. SCORE 19
3d+Kitchen+ad+in+a+newspaper
3d Kitchen ad in a newspaper SCORE 23
Burn+the+beetles%2C+please.
Burn the beetles, please. SCORE 15
Chick-Fil-A+gets+a+a
Chick-Fil-A gets a a SCORE 24
That%26%238217%3Bs+great+Bri%21
That’s great Bri! SCORE 16
Please+make+it+stop.
Please make it stop. SCORE 28
Could+you+not%3F
Could you not? SCORE 12
He+could+be+right%26%238230%3B
He could be right… SCORE 18
Quatro+crazy.
Quatro crazy. SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+duck+season+somewhere.
It’s duck season somewhere. SCORE 17
Ban+humans.
Ban humans. SCORE 7
RIP+In+Pot+Roast
RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18
Simply+aghast.
Simply aghast. SCORE 13
Periodic+table+with+real+elements
Periodic table with real elements SCORE 26
Thank+you+for+being+a+friend.
Thank you for being a friend. SCORE 14
Grans+are+good+people%2A
Grans are good people* SCORE 25
Respect+the+dogs+day.
Respect the dogs day. SCORE 20
%F0%9D%93%88%F0%9D%93%86%F0%9D%93%8A%F0%9D%92%BE%F0%9D%92%B9
π“ˆπ“†π“Šπ’Ύπ’Ή SCORE 24
Wordsmiths.
Wordsmiths. SCORE 27
My+best+friend
My best friend SCORE 24
Whoopsie%21
Whoopsie! SCORE 21
Neighhhhhhh
Neighhhhhhh SCORE 18
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+blessing
it’s a blessing SCORE 22
I%26%238217%3Bd+put+money+on+it%2C+actually.
I’d put money on it, actually. SCORE 25
Good.
Good. SCORE 25
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+bad+deal%2C+man.
That’s a bad deal, man. SCORE 15
Cocaine
Cocaine SCORE 23
Harry+is+excitable+this+morning.
Harry is excitable this morning. SCORE 18
The+crows+have+eyes.
The crows have eyes. SCORE 32
RIP+epidermis%26%238230%3B
RIP epidermis… SCORE 18
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Imagine+being+pulled+over+by+a+pod+racer%26%238230%3B
Imagine being pulled over by a pod racer… SCORE 79
This+is+good+for+EVERYONE
This is good for EVERYONE SCORE 121
You+should+break+up.
You should break up. SCORE 116
We+need+more+people+like+Kristen
We need more people like Kristen SCORE 98
Free+boops+today
Free boops today SCORE 87
The+Miami+Zoo+put+30+flamingos+in+the+bathroom+during+hurricane+Andrew%2C+in+1992%2C+to+ride+out+the+storm.
The Miami Zoo put 30 flamingos in the bathroom during hurricane Andrew, in 1992, to ride out the storm. SCORE 74
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