Every time. SCORE 148
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 183
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 129
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
Mom logic. SCORE 190
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 117
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 7
Sheldon and his lego house SCORE 11
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
Dr. Sith SCORE 185
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
Like a sir. SCORE 289
My magic watch. SCORE 249
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
How the internet works. SCORE 230
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
Every day. SCORE 108
Always be yourself. SCORE 132
Does not compute. SCORE 108
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
Trollololo. SCORE 169
Everyone is a genius SCORE 232
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
Goldfish. SCORE 131
Never Gonna Give Them Up SCORE 5
The weight of the Internet. SCORE 131
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 326
