i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
rude diet SCORE 36
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
i feel seen SCORE 31
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
oh sweet release SCORE 50
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
everything is south america now SCORE 47
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
come to daddy! SCORE 30
cozy SCORE 36
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
the shape of soup SCORE 45
place your bets! SCORE 48
which do you choose? SCORE 23
