
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 29

I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39

Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42

We can do it! SCORE 30

Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28

I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31

Be careful out there! SCORE 39

Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22

NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23

The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26

And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20

The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32

Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23

We’ll send our best! SCORE 24

Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25

For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26

I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18

Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28

Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35

Karen can get it. SCORE 44

The more you know. SCORE 36

I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35

I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41

Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43

FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10

Same. SCORE 29

Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34

This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25

Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19

it was bound to happen? SCORE 37

Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38

Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36