Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Napping is such a gamble… SCORE 86
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
Link problems SCORE 140
When I die SCORE 126
We’ve All Done It SCORE 115
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Like a gender reveal SCORE 29
Stress perm SCORE 50
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Oedipus SCORE 164
Taking showers… SCORE 83
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
Either SCORE 113
Summer SCORE 75
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
Some wise words SCORE 85
Grow a pear SCORE 62
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
It’s only Wednesday SCORE 105
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 132
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60