Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
They mean it too SCORE 32
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 39
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 54
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
Btw,it’s btw. SCORE 79
me_irl SCORE 50
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
If lays made beer SCORE 68
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 130
Don’t even test me SCORE 65
Are you religious? SCORE 69
Help us… SCORE 47
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
Who needs 5 hour energy when you have 55 hour? SCORE 45
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 54
