I’m going to need one of these machines. SCORE 136
How to cannonball onto ice. SCORE 90
Spilled Milk SCORE 7
As hungry as a bear… SCORE 124
Bathboat. SCORE 116
The Bear Grylls guide to fine dining. SCORE 73
Poor Ralph. SCORE 159
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 212
Rom vs. Obam. SCORE 114
Couch cake. SCORE 155
You’re old! SCORE 161
Walter White, Meth Labs. SCORE 51
Mind. Blown. SCORE 127
The law of drama. SCORE 125
The many careers of Thor. SCORE 124
The importance of depth perception. SCORE 104
Bird world problems. SCORE 97
How I walk in front of my crush. SCORE 115
Che Guevara t-shirts vs. The people who wear them. SCORE 131
When I get my treats, then you have my permission to die. SCORE 59
Zombie Snow White. SCORE -3
The undead Disney princesses. SCORE -46
What do you want to be when you grow up? SCORE 94
Glow in the dark nail polish, because reasons. SCORE 200
Señor citizen. SCORE 109
Accurate. SCORE 137
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SCORE 85
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 40
Baroque Obama. SCORE 131
Children’s art, drawn realistically. SCORE 146
Can’t stop watching. SCORE 104
Kitties are jerks. SCORE 142
