Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
How the internet works. SCORE 181
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Finally. SCORE 344
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Every time. SCORE 123
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
No. SCORE 88
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Guys listen… SCORE 170
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55