Slow Robot
Academics
SCORE 44
3D+newspaper+ads+have+my+attention%26%238230%3B
3D newspaper ads have my attention… SCORE 28
Italy+did+it+first.
Italy did it first. SCORE 23
Hormones+are+a+trip.
Hormones are a trip. SCORE 15
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bve+done+this.
I can’t believe I’ve done this. SCORE 28
Welcome+back%2C+old+friend.
Welcome back, old friend. SCORE 21
Bat-Cat+coming+for+you.
Bat-Cat coming for you. SCORE 21
Is+that+what+we%26%238217%3Bre+calling+it%3F
Is that what we’re calling it? SCORE 15
Checkers+was+just+along+for+the+ride.
Checkers was just along for the ride. SCORE 36
This+means+war.
This means war. SCORE 19
username+check+out
username check out SCORE 28
%2Aevil+Pixar+laughter%2A
*evil Pixar laughter* SCORE 22
Go+for+the+easy+wins+in+the+kitchen+this+year.
Go for the easy wins in the kitchen this year. SCORE 20
Helping+mom+with+the+groceries%2C+circa+1991.
Helping mom with the groceries, circa 1991. SCORE 22
I+could+bathe+my+loins+here.
I could bathe my loins here. SCORE 19
Blastoise+cosplay.
Blastoise cosplay. SCORE 22
Palestinian+child+trying+to+fight+against+Israeli+tank
Palestinian child trying to fight against Israeli tank SCORE 15
Recall+yourself.
Recall yourself. SCORE 25
It+has+great+potential%2C+if+you+ask+me.
It has great potential, if you ask me. SCORE 15
Anatomically+correct+animal+toys+for+some+reason.
Anatomically correct animal toys for some reason. SCORE 25
Terraforming+together.
Terraforming together. SCORE 36
I+hope+Baskin+Robbins+financially+recovers+from+this.
I hope Baskin Robbins financially recovers from this. SCORE 29
The+staring+contest+did+not+go+well.
The staring contest did not go well. SCORE 26
In+case+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+sure+why+the+US+is+polarized.
In case you’re not sure why the US is polarized. SCORE 30
The+unintelligible+grunting+will+continue.
The unintelligible grunting will continue. SCORE 32
Pennies+through+the+ages.
Pennies through the ages. SCORE 16
%2ADick+has+entered+the+chat%2A
*Dick has entered the chat* SCORE 29
A+guy+who+lives+in+my+block+proudly+owns+a+life-size+Jar+Jar+Binks+statue
A guy who lives in my block proudly owns a life-size Jar Jar Binks statue SCORE 18
I+would+like+to+believe.
I would like to believe. SCORE 28
I+own+a+super+rare+George+Albert+mix.
I own a super rare George Albert mix. SCORE 29
You+know+how+I+like+it%2C+Jim.
You know how I like it, Jim. SCORE 23
So+you%26%238217%3Bre+saying+there%26%238217%3Bs+a+chance%26%238230%3B
So you’re saying there’s a chance… SCORE 15
Those+struts+are+shot%2C+m8.
Those struts are shot, m8. SCORE 19
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