perfectly captured the sound I make when my alarm wakes me up SCORE 29
nothing like being roasted by a teacher SCORE 25
a genius idea SCORE 24
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
the childhood loophole SCORE 17
feeling a bit called out rn SCORE 24
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
hold up a sec… SCORE 11
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
we are all connected SCORE 16
got any of them artifacts SCORE 37
finally, a heart i deserve SCORE 15
i have been betrayed and abandoned SCORE 22
kevin have good point SCORE 21
all you can do is give a thumbs up SCORE 14
its the parent tax SCORE 12
i spent hours making it comfy, why can’t i enjoy it? SCORE 18
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
have a good one eh SCORE 17
plz stahp SCORE 8
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
thou shalt be my date SCORE 0
