I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Sports! SCORE 42
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Fatality SCORE 40
What murder? SCORE 45
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And cheese SCORE 26
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Proceed SCORE 30
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
