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Ewe+are+very+cute.
ACTIVATE%21+ACTIVATE%21
ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE! SCORE 28
Just+language+things%26%238230%3B
Just language things… SCORE 25
Why+is+that+a+thing%26%238230%3B
Why is that a thing… SCORE 45
The+many+corns.
The many corns. SCORE 23
Well+at+least+you+can+say+you+tried.
Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35
It%26%238217%3Bs+string+theory.
It’s string theory. SCORE 24
When+life+mimics+art.
When life mimics art. SCORE 28
Dads+these+days%2C+amiright%3F
Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 34
Explain+that+to+your+future+children%26%238217%3Bs+children%26%238217%3Bs+children.
Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20
Have+you+not+had+the+pleasure+of+hearing+the+horsie+twang
Have you not had the pleasure of hearing the horsie twang SCORE 24
Truth%2C+this+is.
Truth, this is. SCORE 30
IT+PUTS+ME+BACK%21
IT PUTS ME BACK! SCORE 24
More+of+an+elbow+guy%2C+personally.
More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27
The+expensive+one%3F
The expensive one? SCORE 22
When+whales+fly%26%238230%3B
When whales fly… SCORE 30
Alex+Trebek+in+all+his+glory+roundabout+1977.
Alex Trebek in all his glory roundabout 1977. SCORE 27
And+my+axe.
And my axe. SCORE 55
AND+I%26%238217%3BD+DO+IT+AGAIN
AND I’D DO IT AGAIN SCORE 23
Now+you+ruined+the+click.
Now you ruined the click. SCORE 35
You+should+learn+to+shut+your+current+one%26%238230%3B
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
Mercy+kill%26%238230%3B
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
Well.+OK+then.
Well. OK then. SCORE -1
And+here+we+go%26%238230%3B
And here we go… SCORE 24
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem.
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
How+are+your+2021+goals+coming+along%3F
How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 22
Also+frogs.
Also frogs. SCORE 18
I%26%238217%3Bve+never+wanted+to+burn+US+Currency+before%26%238230%3B
I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20
It+could%26%238217%3Bve+just+ended+there%26%238230%3B
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
The+lorde+hath%26%238217%3B+spoken.
The lorde hath’ spoken. SCORE 39
Hear+me+out%2C+man%26%238230%3B
Hear me out, man… SCORE 28
Dynamic+Passwords+are+a+problem.
Dynamic Passwords are a problem. SCORE 27
Love%2C+ughhh%2C+finds+a+way.
Love, ughhh, finds a way. SCORE 25
Slow Robots do love too!
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It%26%238217%3Bs+nothing+personal+doggo%2C+but+you+gotta+go.
It’s nothing personal doggo, but you gotta go. SCORE 95
This+is+a+good+thing.+You%26%238217%3Bve+done+well.
This is a good thing. You’ve done well. SCORE 167
This+horse+and+carriage+was+spotted+at+the+drive-thru+in+Ireland%26%238230%3B
This horse and carriage was spotted at the drive-thru in Ireland… SCORE 105
A+Sense+Of+Priorities
A Sense Of Priorities SCORE 87
Undone
Undone SCORE 61
Subtle+Shoplifting
Subtle Shoplifting SCORE 84
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