Where’s the lie? SCORE 66
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 38
It’s my super power SCORE 43
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 32
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
The original is still the king SCORE 39
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Nailed it SCORE 11
easy money SCORE 29
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Plot twist! SCORE 41
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 44
Life is a balancing act SCORE 53
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Awkward SCORE 69
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 19
Happy little trees SCORE 49
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Same… SCORE 53
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 38
Problem solved SCORE 34
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Needs more white SCORE 23
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 39
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
For me? SCORE 45
Call 911 SCORE 17
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 37
