Got thanksgiving dinner already planned. SCORE 129
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Nokia SCORE 145
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
Directions from Yoda. SCORE 15
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Autograph factory SCORE 9
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 15
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
Why would you even? SCORE -17
It pays to be precise SCORE 13
Just a pug SCORE 96
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
We can even. SCORE 89
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
My mom thinks that I am her doll. SCORE 17
Movie Logic SCORE 141
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
My first love. SCORE 12
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Perfect aim SCORE 12
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 213
I need this. SCORE 137
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
