You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
There’s always one… SCORE 29
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
You can do this. SCORE 47
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
It actually is this SCORE 35
You go. SCORE 37
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 32
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Waitasecond… SCORE 39