move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
this is my lore SCORE 15
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
acid for kids SCORE 30
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
retirement is near SCORE 22
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 19
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
feel my fatness SCORE 17
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
do you like cake??? SCORE 23
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
we got married immediately SCORE 19
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
welcome to hell SCORE 28
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
present the witnesses SCORE 46
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
mosquitos, probably SCORE 30
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
