the weezered of oz SCORE -2
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
good parenting 101 SCORE 44
cute winking cat SCORE 19
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 32
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
extreme gardening SCORE 35
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35