Volvorine. SCORE 109
As a computer nerd, this is true. SCORE 181
Otters hold hands while they sleep. SCORE 312
How to be polite. SCORE 133
Nailed it. SCORE 204
Bath. Not even once. SCORE 130
Jetpack solves everything. SCORE 215
Never a good idea. SCORE 158
Rise of the planet of the Snapes. SCORE 143
When you Google something to prove you were right… SCORE 266
Dog logic. SCORE 148
Everything is a cat when you have a cat. SCORE 80
Whenever I get a girlfriend. SCORE 76
How I feel about neighbors. SCORE 243
How to be homeless. SCORE 233
The birds get it. SCORE 182
Today Frankie Talks About The Fire SCORE -6
Biking. SCORE 164
Overly attached dog. SCORE 185
Nutella Popsicles. SCORE 138
I should really start going to bed earlier… SCORE 149
Little Spidey and Venom SCORE -3
A sloth’s life. SCORE 100
The Falabella. SCORE 158
Get a puppy they said… SCORE 126
The Walking Dad (The Walking Dead Parody) SCORE 5
Love. SCORE 151
The Harlem Hipsters. SCORE 163
My feelings about Internet Explorer. SCORE 183
Partners in crime. SCORE 143
The passive-aggressive door-holding game. SCORE 149
To love at all is to be vulnerable. SCORE 309