My patient’s wife made a sketch of me performing a bedside procedure. SCORE 94
Teahupoo (the most dangerous break in the world) SCORE 80
a bop, a banger, and a jam SCORE 64
Dammit, humans. SCORE 56
Single celled organism sugar cookies SCORE 69
Dance till you drop. SCORE 61
First Sweet Cat SCORE 77
It’s a meownster! SCORE 112
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. SCORE 43
WHAT A NICE GUY SCORE 64
This car wash has a bubble machine that looks like molten lava when in use. SCORE 65
When your family leaves after the holidays SCORE 39
Nightmares. SCORE 48
Live news. SCORE 44
Puppy jumps into bush to avoid stairs SCORE 63
MINE! SCORE 67
When you know who you are and you own it SCORE 80
Freakonomics SCORE 49
How to get your license to teach revoked. SCORE 65
Portland was fun… SCORE 59
I feel bad for all my old landlords. SCORE 47
Helmet help. SCORE 76
simpler times.. SCORE 44
Moms. SCORE 60
And the last known survivor rents out films in the night SCORE 79
Just emailed her medick SCORE 78
Why? SCORE 70
People need to chill tf out. SCORE 71
FOR THE MOTHERLAND! SCORE 48
Mom: How did your finals go? You: SCORE 51
Voldemort Steve Harvey SCORE 60
Run for your life. SCORE 75