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I+would+watch+these+reboots
Vintage+internets.
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Tell+me%2C+who%26%238217%3Bs+in+the+house%3F
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Every+night.
Every night. SCORE 220
How+funny+my+girlfriend+thinks+I+am.
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Faith+in+humanity%2C+restored.
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Whenever+I+see+someone+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+on+the+street.
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 170
Closest+I%26%238217%3Bve+gotten+to+murder.
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Chemistry+teacher+problems.
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
How+hurricanes+form.
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Thought+I+was+in+the+Cash+Cab%26%238230%3B
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
The+rules+to+always+being+a+gentleman.
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
The+Hulk+Potter.
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 160
Metric+VS+Customary
Metric VS Customary SCORE 7
Girls+are+like+abstract+paintings%26%238230%3B
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Forever+and+always
Forever and always SCORE 1
Well+that+escalated+quickly%26%238230%3B
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Karma.
Karma. SCORE 236
How+to+troll.
How to troll. SCORE 181
My+new+calculator.
My new calculator. SCORE 111
Dexter+cupcakes.
Dexter cupcakes. SCORE 171
Awesome+nails+are+awesome.
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 168
The+best+lesson+Disney+can+give.
The best lesson Disney can give. SCORE 122
Faith+in+humanity%2C+restored.
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 355
Likely.
Likely. SCORE 177
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+bear+out+there+who+knows+how+to+use+matches.
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
right+in+dat+childhood.
right in dat childhood. SCORE 3
The+transformations+of+Christian+Bale.
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
This+generation.
This generation. SCORE 266
I+was+going+to+tell+a+Sodium+and+Hydrogen+pun%26%238230%3B
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
When+other+people+see+babies+vs.+When+I+see+babies.
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Like+a+boss.
Like a boss. SCORE 303
When+I%26%238217%3Bm+home+alone.
When I’m home alone. SCORE 172
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