Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 73
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 81
Funny not funny SCORE 55
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
This breaks the cat. SCORE 67
+ cry. SCORE 117
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Every time. SCORE 37
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Why so sad? SCORE 47
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Mama no. SCORE 51
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 68
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
Advanced Twitter SCORE 115
I GUESS SCORE 45
