til death do us part SCORE 22
whatever it takes SCORE 16
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
dreams are fun SCORE 28
one is never an option SCORE 11
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
take the slide SCORE 26
this is genius SCORE 27
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
the three settings SCORE 28
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
have it their way SCORE 16
all natural SCORE 22
