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I+think+my+boss+and+landlord+are+working+together
You+had+one+job
You had one job SCORE 127
Every+time.
Every time. SCORE 83
An+advertisement+in+a+street+about+bulletproof+glass+behind+it+%24+3+million+for+those+who+can+break+the+glass+and+get+it+..+Creative+advertisement
An advertisement in a street about bulletproof glass behind it $ 3 million for those who can break the glass and get it .. Creative advertisement SCORE 86
Stairs+are+hard.
Stairs are hard. SCORE 129
The+perfect+size
The perfect size SCORE 91
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie. SCORE 115
How+to+be+a+writer+101
How to be a writer 101 SCORE 87
High+school+in+one+tweet
High school in one tweet SCORE 90
Someone+call+a+shark+doctor%21
Someone call a shark doctor! SCORE 119
Morally+Questionable+Boy
Morally Questionable Boy SCORE 87
Doggo+has+wares+if+you+have+coin
Doggo has wares if you have coin SCORE 88
What+a+tradgedgdegedgey
What a tradgedgdegedgey SCORE 71
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+it+either
I can’t believe it either SCORE 128
This+sign+at+my+local+church
This sign at my local church SCORE 113
Mine+was+the+Pacific+theater+of+World+War+II
Mine was the Pacific theater of World War II SCORE 117
Those+child+times%26%238230%3B
Those child times… SCORE 117
Checks+out.
Checks out. SCORE 91
Deer
Deer SCORE 81
The+recently+discovered+Giant+Squid+Nebula+in+the+constellation+Cepheus
The recently discovered Giant Squid Nebula in the constellation Cepheus SCORE 84
According+To+Scientist+At+Harvard%26%238230%3B
According To Scientist At Harvard… SCORE 99
Stank
Stank SCORE 112
Pranks+of+mass+destruction
Pranks of mass destruction SCORE 78
Progress%3A+Graduated+from+crash+test+school%21
Progress: Graduated from crash test school! SCORE 42
My+mom%26%238217%3Bs+pet+mantis+died%2C+so+she+gave+it+a+proper+burial.
My mom’s pet mantis died, so she gave it a proper burial. SCORE 91
Game%2C+Set%2C+Match.
Game, Set, Match. SCORE 87
Goddammit%2C+Bort
Goddammit, Bort SCORE 103
wiggles
wiggles SCORE 115
Shut+up+take+take+my+money.
Shut up take take my money. SCORE 126
happy+birthday
happy birthday SCORE 120
OR+WORSE%26%238230%3B
OR WORSE… SCORE 85
High+protein+shyte
High protein shyte SCORE 79
I+found+this+ceiling+light+full+of+rubber+ducks+in+a+pub+in+Edinburgh.
I found this ceiling light full of rubber ducks in a pub in Edinburgh. SCORE 120
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