it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
a kat burglar SCORE 17
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
i meannnnn SCORE -2
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
the good life SCORE 38
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 18
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
10000% agree SCORE 18
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
checks out SCORE 25
there has to be balance SCORE 36
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
i’m sooo trying this SCORE 35
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
barts beware SCORE 10
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
how dare you SCORE 21
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 26
oh nO SCORE 51
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
reminder to be nice SCORE 28
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18