Because cats are jerks, that’s why. SCORE 84
A few hours after I eat at Taco-Bell. SCORE 151
Shave the whales. SCORE 84
Three. SCORE 192
How I solve Rubik’s Cubes. SCORE 161
How to brush your teeth like a real man. SCORE 97
Pounce! SCORE 168
The object to your left… SCORE 5
The power of a leather jacket. SCORE 232
This is how low I’ve sunken. SCORE 246
How pandas are made. SCORE 139
Where Children Sleep: Portraits From Around The World. SCORE 294
These penguins think they’re kangaroos. SCORE 151
NOPE. SCORE 14
What it’s like to own a cat. SCORE 175
or women :/ SCORE 9
Like cows needed to be any more delicious. SCORE 141
Your face while reading this post. SCORE 187
Meow SCORE 0
Electro SCORE -6
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Replace guns with thumbs. SCORE 97
Nom Nom Nom SCORE 2
Bizarro high heels. SCORE 135
Marilyn’s measurements. SCORE 125
Adventure Time meets Star Wars. SCORE 72
Good dog Milo. SCORE 287
There can only be one SCORE 383
Soon. SCORE 89
Looks like. SCORE 270
I’m not short, I’m compact. SCORE 257
Where lemonade comes from. SCORE 145
