Slow Robot
Healing+words
SCORE 64
Satisfying+avocado+slices.
Satisfying avocado slices. SCORE 29
Russian+zombies%26%238230%3B
Russian zombies… SCORE 34
Honesty+is+the+best+policy%2A
Honesty is the best policy* SCORE 20
Everyone+was+a+good+boy
Everyone was a good boy SCORE 30
We+are+absolutely+not+getting+a+puppy.+%26%238211%3B+Dad
We are absolutely not getting a puppy. – Dad SCORE 29
Jesus+was+baked.
Jesus was baked. SCORE 25
Good+luck+on+your+safari.
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
Keep+it+t+in+your+back+pocket.
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 33
Creeptastic+numbers+that+probably+don%26%238217%3Bt+work+anymore.
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
%2ACRONCH%2A
*CRONCH* SCORE 30
Wait+a+minute.
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
The+gato+is+best+left+alone.
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 34
Have+you+tried+switching+to+Firefox%3F
Have you tried switching to Firefox? SCORE 6
Crows+collecting+snowflakes.
Crows collecting snowflakes. SCORE 28
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+good+man%2C+Dale.
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
Party+on+Wayne.
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
I+ship+it%26%238230%3B
I ship it… SCORE 29
I+could+watch+this+show.
I could watch this show. SCORE 24
You+can+get+them+back+on+eBay%26%238230%3B
You can get them back on eBay… SCORE 32
Fsck+aro
Fsck aro SCORE 24
We+are+a+dynamic+bunch%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we.
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
Impressive+forger
Impressive forger SCORE 44
He+did+earn+such+a+thing.
He did earn such a thing. SCORE 29
Gender+is+a+love+language.
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
MS+Paint+will+never+fail+us.
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
Scientists+have+a+talent+for+name+conventions.
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
Just+need+a+sec%26%238230%3B
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
My+Grandmother+passed+down+her+recipes+on+a+floppy+disk
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
%2Atips+hat%2A
*tips hat* SCORE 22
Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here… SCORE 28
Liminal+spaces.
Liminal spaces. SCORE 28
Hello%2C+good+sir.
Hello, good sir. SCORE 34
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Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 168
Just+perfect.
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Sweet%2C+but+not+quite+right.
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Oh+hipsters%26%238230%3B
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
A+dog%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A dog’s life. SCORE 81
We%26%238217%3Bve+all+had+that+moment.
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
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