yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
Psst! Whacha doin? SCORE 69
Scratch and sniff your monitor. SCORE 29
Growing old together. SCORE 102
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
German exchange students SCORE 67
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
The Miami Zoo put 30 flamingos in the bathroom during hurricane Andrew, in 1992, to ride out the storm. SCORE 74
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
…but mooom SCORE 60
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Scary stats SCORE 69
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
SHES GONNA BUY IT SCORE 71
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
The worst kind of wing man. SCORE 84
A True Disney Princess SCORE 41
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
If you square any number containing just 1s, the answer will be counting up the amount of 1s and counting down after. SCORE 61
Reasons to keep trekking on. SCORE 76