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In+two+weeks+I%26%238217%3Bm+putting+in+my+two+week+notice.
i%26%238217%3Bll+have+one+depression%2C+please%2C+with+a+coke
i’ll have one depression, please, with a coke SCORE 49
they+all+deserve+the+cabbage
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
alternative+suggestion+%26%238211%3B+don%26%238217%3Bt+delete+this
alternative suggestion – don’t delete this SCORE 38
every+friday
every friday SCORE 31
the+i+spotify+ocd
the i spotify ocd SCORE 47
gotta+keep+up+on+world+events%21
gotta keep up on world events! SCORE 37
til+death+do+us+part
til death do us part SCORE 39
who+else+can+relate+to+this+parrot%3F
who else can relate to this parrot? SCORE 41
only+if+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+donor
only if it’s a donor SCORE 35
only+texas.+and+maybe+florida
only texas. and maybe florida SCORE 20
she%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+marry+him
she’s gonna marry him SCORE 54
saturday+mornings+are+rough
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
real+life+based+on+a+jim+carrey+movie
real life based on a jim carrey movie SCORE 23
taco+bell+is+a+dangerous+foe
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
luckily+he+tested+negative
luckily he tested negative SCORE 11
good+night%26%238217%3Bs+sleep+ruined
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
loose+plot+interpretation
loose plot interpretation SCORE 47
the+moment+that+led+to+divorce
the moment that led to divorce SCORE 18
that%26%238217%3Bs+a+lot+of+laundry+money%21
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
guess+the+other+60+percent
guess the other 60 percent SCORE 20
karma
karma SCORE 32
he+loved+his+work
he loved his work SCORE 31
it%26%238217%3Bs+worth+a+shot
it’s worth a shot SCORE 41
Vampires+need+emotional+support%2C+too
Vampires need emotional support, too SCORE 30
oh%2C+i+would+also+like+to+know+this%21
oh, i would also like to know this! SCORE 68
it%26%238217%3Bs+how+i+know+we%26%238217%3Bre+friends
it’s how i know we’re friends SCORE 42
is+this+dieting%3F
is this dieting? SCORE 31
there%26%238217%3Bs+treasure+behind+that+wall.+i+have+to+punch+it
there’s treasure behind that wall. i have to punch it SCORE 22
not+interested+anymore
not interested anymore SCORE 37
still+a+better+movie+than+Jurassic+park+3
still a better movie than Jurassic park 3 SCORE 32
no+accidents+here
no accidents here SCORE 20
looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+getting+a+cat
looks like i’m getting a cat SCORE 22
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