How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Well that escalated quickly. SCORE 152
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
On the one hand. SCORE 126
YOLO. SCORE 128
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Do want. SCORE 248
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Every time. SCORE 182
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
It’s true. SCORE 208
Sky’s the limit. SCORE 186
I > You. SCORE 272
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Oh really? SCORE 174
How politics work. SCORE 298
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Did you know? SCORE 233
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Hawkward. SCORE 270
Every time… SCORE 142
