I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 144
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
Not today. SCORE 205
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
My kind of bed SCORE -71
So that’s how they get tangled… SCORE 80
Liz… SCORE 123
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
English is weird. SCORE 95
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Twist! SCORE 138
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
