Lawyers. SCORE 236
you never know when it will happen SCORE 132
On the first day. SCORE 190
Waiting in line SCORE 170
When I’m printing off notes for a meeting that I’m late to. SCORE 118
Sean Claude Van Damme’s daughter does the splits. SCORE 9
Why you shouldn’t go with your wife to a 3D movie… SCORE 67
Marie Curie SCORE 208
Roiling SCORE 212
There are teachers, and then, there are educators. SCORE 270
White people dancing. SCORE 125
Habits of the common bookworm. SCORE 186
someone stole my cheetos! SCORE -13
A bully at the zoo. SCORE 182
Must be related to Katniss Everdeen. SCORE 147
Geek. SCORE 12
talk shit git hit SCORE 15
How to outplay a penguin SCORE 101
rude and not ginger SCORE 11
Every Harry Potter spell ever! SCORE 93
My life. SCORE 17
Fitness? SCORE 88
Like a Sssir. SCORE 13
They know something I don’t. SCORE 214
Bad Education SCORE 232
So that’s how that works…? SCORE 136
Quick lube thinks it’s hilarious. SCORE 115
Destroy it! SCORE 116
2 types of food. SCORE 14
No. Yes… SCORE 194
I’m not crying… It’s just the onions. SCORE 79
I need one of these SCORE 129