always assume the worst SCORE 32
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
but i totally called it SCORE 28
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
i too like to live dangrously SCORE -8
that is correct SCORE 21
this is a sine SCORE 16
treat yourself SCORE 15
act your wage SCORE 18
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
like magic SCORE 39
only metric allowed SCORE 35
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
antreefa SCORE 23
dapper jupiter SCORE 29
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 19
every freaking day SCORE 21
don’t judge me SCORE 14
if only there was a way to make more pizza rolls SCORE 22
this was me in high school SCORE 19
may the force be with you SCORE 28
