
Buffering. SCORE 814

I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 229

Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300

A story about Fiona. SCORE 831

How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1009

Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 243

Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466

Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595

The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681

Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1245

Bill and Hillary. SCORE 614

I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507

Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 752

Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126

Death to hipsters. SCORE 606

Marathon. SCORE 2164

Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415

Wake-up call. SCORE 1174

4/21. SCORE 617

I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449

OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751

Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 560

Do want. SCORE 1042

1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246

Are they twins? SCORE 588

Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277

Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783

Can’t be unseen. SCORE 294

Patrick! SCORE 1034

Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 965

But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434

Congratulations… SCORE 776