When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
Snow White’s secret SCORE 131
He does make a point… SCORE 52
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 68
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
No thank you… SCORE 80
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
The true Christian way SCORE 123
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 125
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
My Promise To My Children SCORE 34
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
Me explaining underwear to aliens SCORE 109
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
The most annoying people at the gym SCORE 96
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
Metal men SCORE 232
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -11
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
This is not a joke. SCORE 129
